Potty humor isn't always about farts n' feces, as hilariously welcome as those topics are (see blogs below regarding dogs with gas and poo-covered cars - and probably several others I can't recall right now).
I once encountered a spatula on top of the toilet at a car-repair shop, the heavy kind of spatula you'd use with a barbecue, and never asked what it was there for, knowing that the answer would be nowhere near as entertaining as what I was already imagining.
Two weeks ago, I was at a local spiritual retreat center for the morning to hear a speaker, and when I snuck into the one-person bathroom halfway through, I noticed a sticky note on top of the toilet tank with the following handwritten on it: PLEASE GIGGLE THE HANDLE.
I don't know about anyone else, but that note alone was enough to make me giggle the handle before I left the bathroom.
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Your writing has me intrigued. Very funny story!
ReplyDeleteI found a chicken bone behind a toilet at a Chuck E Cheese one time.
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I'm still not certain if they even sell chicken at Chuck E Cheese's
But I would have definitely giggled that handle.